What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What's the difference between Putin and Poutine?

Umm... I don't know ... I've got nothing.

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed an invisible cat?

A: Evaporated milk.

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !