What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What's the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only four more sleeps 'til Christmas!

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What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don't feed it !

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.