What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What do you call a man who inherits a dairy?

A Dairy Heir.

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

Seperate Jokes More Seperate Jokes

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.