What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

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What did Hansel and Gretel say when the witch put them in the oven?

She diabeetus!

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.