Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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They were afraid of Stalin.

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An ambulance.

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A journalist.

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One child in ten buckets.

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A) Hailing taxis!

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What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

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Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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What's a policeman's favorite gaming console?

Wii-U, Wii-U, Wii-U!

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What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.