Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

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An ambulance.

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

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What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

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Endless love

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

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What did the DNA say to the mRNA?

I'm better without U."

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

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Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling