What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.