What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

say something different.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

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What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.