What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.