How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"