How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree