What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

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What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!