What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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Why does Beyonce sing the song "to the left"?

Because black people have no rights...

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

What do owls sing when it is raining ?

Too wet to woo' !

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

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What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.