Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

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What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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What is a bee's favorite game?

Hive and seek

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

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What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.