How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

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How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

How do you help a choking pig?

With the Ham-Lick maneuver of course