What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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You get milk.

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The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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So I can get octopi.

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You get stoned.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What is Mrs. Potato Head's stripper name?

Ida Ho