What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

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What is pickle bread before its baked?

Dill dough

How hot was that oven?

That they baked you in Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What is Mrs. Potato Head's stripper name?

Ida Ho

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.