What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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Why was the Amish girl shunned?

Too Mennonite.

How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!