With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
One less drunken Irishman
She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A cabbage patch! - Sokka
He used an eyepatch
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Civic doody.
One of his fingers is clean
