What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts