What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!