What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community?

Too Mennonite

What's the most played song at Amish parties?

Churn Down For What

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.