How can you tell a mechanic has gotten lucky?

He's got one clean finger!

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What did Tom Riddle's calculator tell Harry Potter?

8008132

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.