What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder