Antelope Jokes

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A slantelope.

The Antelopes.

A cantelope.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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She wanted to see her nephewlope

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Take ze bra off.

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Because it was two tired.

Okay, you start.

A high-jacker.

Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

A cantelope.

Pick up lines

Help, I think I'm in glove".

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Well, they cantaloupe

Antelope Jokes

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

What do you call two ants running away?

What did the lion say to the antelope?

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

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