He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
He ate himself.
No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.
European.
A baegull.
Cancer :)
Because they chew balls.
He had a 2-2.
Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!
Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt
He was trapped under da-Brie!
The cow has the udder.
Triangull
Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan.
Punch him in the nose.
Chasing parked cars.