Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6...

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

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What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Where is 5?

Student : Yesterday I heard in the news that 5 died in a car accident. DIE

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.