What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!