What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!