How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

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What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

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What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.