What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How do you get a musician off of your porch?

You pay for the pizza.

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice