What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice