What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What is the difference between ice and dry ice ?

Dry ice lacks of water.

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.