What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

Previous Random Joke Next

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.