What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did Sigmund Freud do for mother's day?

His mom.

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.