What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.