Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Whats the difference between man united and a clown?

ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

What do you call a lost Asian man?

Disoriental

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What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!