What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between astronomy & astrology?

Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.

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What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why can you see through Bruce Jenner?

Because he is a trans-parent.

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What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator?

Muhammed muhammed muhammena.

What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!