What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

Canoes tip.

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What do you call a christian crawdad?

A Prayfish.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.