Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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Rectoplasm.

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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It's Christmas, Eve."

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Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!