What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

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How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.