Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Rogaine Jokes More Rogaine Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.