Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

Rogaine Jokes More Rogaine Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Bald Spot Jokes More Bald Spot Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.