Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

Rogaine Jokes More Rogaine Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

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What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.