Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !