Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.