Harlem Shake.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Shake Djibouti.
This is all your fault!
You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King