The pencil has a point
One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
They get a pencil and work it out.
If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.
A joke.