Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.