What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

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What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What is Chipotle most known for?

A. Steak Bowls - B. Delicious Tacos - C. Chips - D. Burritos - E. Coli

What do they call Chipotle in Canada?

Chipotl-eh