Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.