What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

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What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.