What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes: