Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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What's the difference between my shower and everyone?

My shower gets turned on by me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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What do you call a huge pile of kittens?

A meowntain!

What do you call a big pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.