Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

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What do you call a big pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

What do you call a giant pile of kittens?

A meowntain

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!