What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing

What does cheese say to itself when taking a selfie in the mirror?

Hallooooo me!

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How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo