What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

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What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.