What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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Cause they all go there to croak!

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Gorillas in the mist

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

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They're always in de Nile.

What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile