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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

['hip', 'hip']

(hip hip array)

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Colombian Jokes More Colombian Jokes

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Datum Scientist Jokes More Datum Scientist Jokes

What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch?

A pie shart.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?

In a communest (pls