What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

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What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.