What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there