Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

What country is ill?

A: Germany.

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Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats?

They have nein lives!

Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.