What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?

Because it's all heart.

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What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.