What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What was the geologists' favorite Musical genere?

rock

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.