What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.