Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3